“Earth is devoid of magic. That is precisely why it is so dangerous. No one notices a planet like that until it is far too late to control it’s potential.”
She is quite possibly the strongest woman on earth, and she’s in love with you. You love her back, and it’s terrifying
i’m so excited for these cards!
Just preordered the rainbow version for a birthday gift! ❤️
I haven’t bought something so fast before
As part of a newly established student exchange program between the realms, a dwarf student arrives at a human STEM college. He’s about to attend his first computer science class. “This should be easy,” he thinks, “how complicated can human technology possibly be?”
Humans aren’t actually space Orcs, they’re space Orcas. For most, they’re a social, playful species. For their prey, however, the evil shit Humans can conjure up to hurt and destroy them is terrifying.
You tried an online ancestral DNA test just for fun. To your surprise, just after an hour, the FBI broke into your house and arrested you.
You rule a tiny kingdom and all of your citizens are monsters. You gave them a place they can belong, and they’ll defend it to their dying breaths.
A kid losing a video game, and getting their big brother to beat it for them, as seen from an npc’s perspective
An orphan is adopted by the local Witch that raises them lovingly all to feast on them once they’ve grown. The Witch and her fellow supernaturals are starting to have second thoughts.
You have a shield that is unbreakable and can’t be broken by any sword. Your arch nemesis had a sword that is undefeatable and can break any shield it touches. Both of you refuse to fight one another because nobody know what will happen when the two forces meet.